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Kitten Stew

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Model (s) : Sly & Mandie


For Kitten Stew, you'll need:


  • One kitten (preferrably tabby)
  • An assortment of vegetables
  • One pot of warm milk
  • A dash of oregano
  • 1/2 tsp of parsley


    • 1. Once you have your kitten, dip it in the pot of milk.

    2. On any other occasion, the kitten would be killed and skinned first, but thats just ridiculous, so allow the kitten to simmer for a little while, drinking the milk as it pleases.

    3. Add your vegetables, oregano and other such ingredients.

    4. By now, your kitten should be nice and soaked to the bone. This too, is sad. Remove your kitten from the pot and wrap it in a spare towel or blanket.

    5. Proceed to cook the stew as the kitten warms up.

    6. Once the stew has been cooked overnight for 10 hours, it should be good to eat.

    7. Perhaps over your favorite television program or a lovely game of Scrabble, it is suggested that you and your kitten enjoy your stew with a fine glass of Mead.


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    I know thats ridiculous.
    I wanted to write something to do with me being a witch and Sly being Hansel or Gretel.
    Oh well.
    I'll probably change this later on then.
Image size
1575x1576px 501.04 KB
Make
Panasonic
Model
DMC-LS70
Shutter Speed
1/400 second
Aperture
F/2.8
Focal Length
6 mm
ISO Speed
100
Date Taken
May 6, 2008, 4:16:45 AM
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imagineccentricity
awe kitten stew sounds lovely, cept i think i may just give my kitty milk. lol.